An Atheist in the Woods…..

An atheist was taking a drive through the woods.

'What majestic trees'!..'What powerful rivers'!

'What beautiful animals'! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes,and suddenly, he feels his vechile being pounced on!……

There he saw a 7-foot grizzly bear!!!! He jumped out of the vechicle and ran into the woods, but the bear just charge after him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path.

He saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He tripped & fell on the ground. He saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his paw to strike him a deadly blow………

At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!'

Time Stopped….The bear froze…..The forest was silent. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. 'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.' Now you expect me to help you out of this predicament?

The atheist looked directly into the light,'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian'? 'Very Well,' said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed.And the bear slowly lowered his right paw,brought both paws together, bowed his head & humbly spoke:

"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."
Hope you have a wonderful day………